As you guys have probably noticed, I have not updated this blog in quite a while due to lack of interest from everyone. I doubt I will post much here again, but I will leave the site up so everyone can read the old posts and maybe some of the other writers will contribute. It was a good ride. Later guys.
I've got slingshot videos out the yingyang. Big slingshots, drunk slingshots, and squirrel slingshots. I've got so many slingshot videos I'm gonna throw some slingshot videos out here... for free! Have I gone completely mad?!? Probably, but I'm going to do it anyway. These videos scream several things: 1. Rednecks like me with too much time and beer are very creative, 2. Rednecks like me with too much time and beer are dangerous, 3. SLINGSHOTS ARE FUN! (Props to Double J and Stiffy for the videos.)
1. I paid 30 bucks to do that at Carowinds?
6-10 bored guys
1 Suggestible young girl
1 ATV, 1 Bungee chord, and 2 Big poles
Mix well with beer
Voila! A recipe for hillarious...ness. That or a script for a porno.
2. Squirrel today, gone tomorrow.
Now if they could just find a talking moose to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
3. I want a new roomie.
First I would make sure I was awake. I would shower, clean my face off, and get dressed. I would remember the deoderant. You always have to wear deoderant. Maybe I would have some breakfast. Hardee's has 2 bacon egg and cheese biscuits for $2.22. Then I would murder my roommate... slowly, with a rusty knife, and my car. And feed his corpse to my dog. Too dark? Watch the video.
Let's face it. If this were real... I'd never miss a day of work. Mostly, I'd show up for the hits, but also so I could hang around with Terry Tate and look cool.
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I dont know if you guys have seen this or not, but somehow this guy is making it on all of the talk shows...
As a Panthers and NCSU fan (as well as a fan of NON Big East, Big Ten, or Pac Ten teams) I have never rejoiced more than now in the escapade that is Michael Vick's legal woes. Big D's pic was grand! Now, here's another.
The folowing is quite disturbing. I poses many a question to how the actual world works.
A. How is David Blaine worried about the outcome of a bet with girls soooooo smoke at his side
B. How is he not rich from betting in Vegas
C. How many takes did this stunt require
D. How many times did he score with the girls in this video
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